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Tool Demotivational Poster

SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!

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Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.

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Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


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Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!

THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled

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Rating: 3.33/5

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Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.

YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.


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Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.

7UP -

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Rating: 2.18/5

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[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:42 am
Of course if your hung-over it's the frikin tears of god himself, dripping from the very heavens bringing you life giving refreshment. I prefer the sugar water named after fairies and wood-land nymphs.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 11:49 pm
That's right! Show your loyalty to the marketing campaign you've bought into. Go sugar water with the red-dot!


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Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette tape. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and tape players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette tapes compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound

THE IPAD - Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you

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Rating: 4.19/5

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GFNeves - January 1, 2011, 7:34 pm
LOL. True. Good Job, man.
DominusDraco - October 20, 2010, 6:14 pm
To distracted to see the stampede?
DominusDraco - October 20, 2010, 6:14 pm
To distracted to see the stampede?

BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled

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Rating: 2.55/5

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Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.


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Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.


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Rating: 4.58/5

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pzykosiz - December 21, 2010, 5:23 am
bahahahahahaha. 5 disemboweling's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 5:49 pm
I thinks it works the way it is...But I'm a little bitter cuz Mrs. Mooooo just woke me up looking for a ride home. 5 dismembered wives.
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:06 pm

artistic license FP. "cut" not "cute" as in lean and mean. 5L and nah nah nah nah boo boo to the speeling nazi's. (lol)
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 4:20 pm
Thanks Mr M, i realized that after i checked it twice and found another error on it. O well that is my signature.
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
brilliant indeed 5L
motinet - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm

"cut as possible" ?
Sho - December 20, 2010, 11:34 am
Lol brilliant.

SOME PEOPLE - Just need a sympathetic pat ...to the head ...with a hammer.

I'M A NONCONFORMIST - just like ALL my friends

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Rating: 3.79/5

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DADDY'S SURVIVAL CREDIT CARD - A perfect tool for the real men!

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Rating: 4.47/5

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Plumber's Crack -

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Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:21 pm
Thanks, guys!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
Yo jesus...bend over. 5 baha L's
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm
A 5er

FIELD TRIPS - A Fun Way To Learn

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Rating: 3/5

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Faceplant31 - April 17, 2010, 11:06 am
1L, while it is funny, this poster is almost identical to Airman's 59193.
Hasbunmb - April 17, 2010, 9:09 am


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Rating: 4.75/5

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Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:40 pm
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2011, 1:48 pm
Am5ome Space!


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Rating: 4.07/5

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INSPIRATION - ...and suddenly Fernando knew how to quadruple the seating capacity at the White Swallow Bar.

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Rating: 3.24/5

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Rating: 2.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 5:06 am
You should have just posted this to Photochopped........2L

TOOLS - The female way

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Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.

TOOLS - A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly handled.

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Rating: 4.76/5

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F**K METRIC - When my standard set doesn't work I use a different tool

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Rating: 3.86/5

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Jesta531 - January 14, 2012, 7:22 pm
Although the M-9 (9mm) is measured in Metric... i prefered the 1911... nice standard .45 inches...
MPsniper - January 6, 2012, 7:43 pm
yay for M-9


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Rating: 3.07/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly ass muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your butt, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?

GRANDPA - Hate's me borrowing his tools.

TOOL ACADEMY - I did always wonder if it was natural or taught.

EARN YOURSELF MONEY, POWER AND RESPECT! - ..and hope you get to use it before Chicken Little gets to say "I told you so"

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Rating: 4.43/5

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BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 8:24 am
Thank you, those are good points for attention grabbing. Instead of redoing the poster, I'll just agree with you and point my eyes forward and keep that in mind. Again: Thanks.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:50 pm
Claire is right, this is a good poster. Maybe "Earn yourself" as as a title, then seperate the rest in to two lines. first submission I've seen from you so it's definitely a nice start. Still indecisive on my vote
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:44 pm
Good, but the top line could be reduced.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:30 pm

new contributor....nice one dude.


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Rating: 4.33/5

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justme - May 23, 2011, 2:02 pm
its true as h*** XD seriously i know...
Cloudchaser - May 23, 2011, 9:37 am
Haha, WIN!
AgentNoir - May 23, 2011, 8:46 am
That would be "VISE," not "vice." Unless you're doing something REALLY kinky with them.

HONEY , HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCISS... - Awww.shit! Not again. Ninja Hubby is pissed.

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Rating: 3.2/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
I gotta be honest...I don't get the scissor joke. Scissoring? O, I see. Lesbian ninja.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
Sexy no jutsu Kakashi! He's so lucky to have that power; if I want to look like a sexy woman, I have to go on the internet.



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Rating: 2.45/5

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repiglicanzsuk - May 14, 2008, 8:47 pm
You walked right into the trap, "FEEL" BETTER?, It's the play on your previous moti----aw, forget it. I mean, is "Fag" really all you got? Play the game-play the game-play the game.
Neal - May 14, 2008, 5:18 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is that your best??? Fag!

EDITING - mixing your favorites since...??????

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Rating: 1.1/5

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Darren - September 13, 2009, 6:31 pm
Mixing TOOL with Anime?.....What is this world coming to. Not cool


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Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:31 pm
programming language M++ ??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:25 am

lol...sweet...they made a virus based on Mooooooo.

TOOLS - Hmmmm...this 1/2 inch rock not work! Must look in Tool Box - need Metric rock!

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Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 3:27 pm
That's a keeper! 5 metric lions. (which is equivalent to like 14 standard lions)


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Rating: 3.19/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 7:17 am
But doesn't enjoy it half so well


SIZE - Doesn't matter when you're a tool.

FAKING ALIEN PHOTOS - Because faking UFO photos is for the nerds.

BLUETOOL - Hands free glowing isn't "hip..." ...tool

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Rating: 2.12/5

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WORD WRAP TOOL - Learn to use it


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Rating: 1.85/5
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
Funny - The war may be useless to you but then you're useless to me. Ask the Kurds if the war is useless or the Iraqis that are lining up to vote. I wonder if all those partial birth abortions supported by BHO felt anything. Who has money to care about?
Funny - April 4, 2009, 10:44 pm
Conservatives do not feel? So that is why you do not care (or rather "feel" anything) if someone dies in a useless war. All you care about is your money. It all makes sense now.

TOOL - It's Down The Street Not Across The Road

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Rating: 1.54/5

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psychohistorian - December 5, 2008, 2:09 am
It's not road crossing, it's tearing up a road: cross the street and down the road twice, then peel the skin back.
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:30 am
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh scary plastic kids knife- he really means business

PSYCHOTIC BREAK - When you get the overwhelming urge to kill people in the most grotesque and entertaining of fashions possible. Usally involving power tools.

how sad -

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Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 1:16 am
I thought he died years ago!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2013, 1:59 pm
Really? That wasn't Vincent Price?
EmilioDumphque - December 17, 2013, 1:44 pm
Recently as Priam, king of "Troy" (2004), Maurice in "Venus"(2006) and the voice of Anton Ego in "Ratatouille" (2007)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 1:35 pm
I know! How was I supposed to know? Or any of us for that matter? The only movie I remember him in was Lawrence of Arabia.
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:33 am

If you know which one is the address bar -

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Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - June 15, 2013, 3:36 pm
I'm sure there's a tool bar somewhere that can help me with my grammar.
Vinxman - June 15, 2013, 9:06 am
If you know the difference between then and than, then it seems you're smarter than 90% of the Internet users.
Cannabal - June 9, 2013, 6:21 am
You see what happens, Larry! You see what happens when you don't check the little box during program installation!
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 4:34 am
Ho-oly crap!! Is that what you guys are dealing with??? Why? Are you masochists? Get a Mac, fer christ's sake!
curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 4:20 pm
I found that when dealing with a customer who I need to take to either a specific URL or to their router 9 times out of 10 I need to get them to use CTRL O. Apparently saying "the bar at the top" is confusing.
Silverheart - June 7, 2013, 1:31 pm

When installing software, and it asks if you want to install the free toolbar from whatever, just say no! All those toolbars, taking up screenspace, monitoring your online activity and slowing down your internet. Yikes.
MrStupidGir - June 7, 2013, 12:53 pm
if your browser looks like that don't bitch about internet being slow
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am
All those toolbars, and for what? To search something without going to the actual site? Get rid of those things!
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:05 am
The truth of this makes me sad, 5L

Right Tools -

Laurel & Hardy -

Honesty Lost -

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Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:37 am
Well, that is honestly a 5L from me! Nice greeny...as usual.


Men-A-Pause -

MINECRAFT - You've played for 300+ hours. Time to put that experience to good use.



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Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:51 am
Sorry, i felt really strongly aboot that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:46 am
Puke Retch Blah......Tranny reference.......Ughh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:45 am
Puke Retch Blah......Tranny reference.......Ughh
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:57 pm
M.A.L.T. Olympics. Eh? Eh?? >: )
CANADA - September 1, 2009, 12:33 pm
so why does one set have three cuff rings?
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:32 pm
Olympic-sized jobs


Wine -

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Rating: 2.3/5

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TOOLS - Trying to look black makes you all the more white


Life -

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 1:05 am
5L dammit greeny...my life to a tee! Just when I got the Imperial system down pat in came the Metric. I've spent the rest of my life stuck in Impetric!
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:44 pm
ROTFL! Nice twist! 5L!
vulture - October 22, 2015, 4:18 pm
No... not a meter, a metre.... :D
Greeny - October 22, 2015, 4:09 pm
wait... one meter long?
vulture - October 22, 2015, 3:03 pm
Poor greeny! I was brought up on Imperial measurements, then happily swapped to metric when I found that 1 Litre of water was 1 Centimetre square x 1 Metre long, and weighed 1 Kilogram.....


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HAMMER TIME - Can't touch this!